Bad Porn

Well, we watched both of those porn dvds last night. We tried watching the actual porno first. It was a lot more polished than I normally like. I pretty kind of a down and dirty, more realistic porno. This was more of a polished one and while it wasn't up my alley like I thought it would be we still tried watching it.

However, there was no sound. Well, there was sound but it was fucked up music. You couldn't hear any of the moaning or heavy breathing. You literally could not hear any noise that the "actors" were making because they covered it all with music.

It really really threw me off. I couldn't really enjoy it at all. If I'm watching porn I want to hear the damn reactions. Master wasn't grooving on it either. I had bought the stupid thing because it was supposed to be more about S/M but um .. yeah.. no. So that one went in the trash.

We got brave and tried watching the other one that came with the outfit I bought. I was right, it was instructional porn basically. It was all about the g-spot and how to find it, etc and so on. It was... odd to watch, yet funny. We did end up watching that one from beginning to end.

The porn didn't really turn me on, either one of them. However, I was horny to begin with so Master and I went and fooled around as soon as we turned the dvd off.

Master teased me that I'm not allowed to buy XXX movies online anymore. He says that I'm bad at it. This is literally the fourth porno that I purchased online and none of them have been something we want to keep. If we go into an actual porn store, I pick good ones out. But online? Yeah. Not so much.

So I told Master that the next time we buy one online He has to pick it out and we'll see how well that turns out. *laughs*