July 15, 2012

You Learn Something New Every Day

Last night Master and I watched one of the new porn movies that we had picked up. It wasn't bad but it wasn't as rough as some of the other dvds we have from that porn company. It was a little surprising. I mean it's not like we hated it, it was just a little disappointing in that aspect. It's not like we'll refuse to watch it again or that it was a waste of money.

Today though we were watching a TV show on Netflix called Manswers. That show is funny as hell and yet interesting at the same time. In fact, I learned two things from it so far today.

One: Women with pear shaped breasts are more likely to be good in bed according so such and such a study. I, personally, have pear shaped breasts and Master says I am incredible in the bed. So bonus points for me!

Two: Semen has a chemical in it that works sort of like an anti-depressant. That is odd and kind of cool. But it also makes sense to me because before I knew I was bipolar and there for before I was medicated I noticed that if we hadn't had sex in a couple of days I would be more depressed than usual. Also, when we did have sex it helped me come out of my less severe depressed moods. When I mean less severe, I mean it wasn't one of those times where I was in a very deep and dark place in my head. I didn't really notice the cycle before but looking back I can see the same patterns that Master was trying to explain to me while they were happening.

The things you learn from fucked up TV shows. I also learned some useful and disgusting things that you can use urine for... but I'm not going to go there.

Tonight after my post and my shower, I'm going to dress up for Master. We may watch some more of that Manswers show (I'm really liking it) and Master said we would most likely watch another one of the porn movies we bought on Friday.

I'm hoping that He'll allow me to stay up late. I've been so bored at work and on top of that I haven't been feeling as groggy in the morning since I've dropped down to only one medication.

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