Auto Kegels

This is not an ad. Again, I just wanted to get that out of the way. I have a new product that I'm trying and just wanted to post about it. That's all.

Not that long ago I bought a Smartballs Teneo Uno. I bought it at the same time I bought Master's masturbation toy. I didn't want a sex toy this time around and I had heard good things about Smartballs so I decided to try it.

I hadn't tried it yet since I purchased it but tonight after we got inside from hanging out with some neighbors Master told me to put it in while I do my nightly stuff. So I did. It kind of went in like a tampon. It did take me a minute though. Like I said, I've never had one of these before so I didn't know if I wasn't putting far back enough or too deep or what. So I just put it in and kept it where it felt the most comfortable.

It didn't come with instructions, so I'm doing guess work here.

I can feel it though. It doesn't hurt or anything and it's not an "oohh baby" type sensation either. It's just there. I feel the little ball inside the ball (I guess that's the way to put it?) moving around and I do feel my pelvic muscles reacting to it. It's not strong or anything, just noticeable.

From what I read on the website apparently you're supposed to use this thing five hours a week? I don't know. That's what I read.

This is the first time I've had it in and I don't know if Master wants me using it that often or not.

Apparently this toy is approved by midwives and gynecologists. So.. they must do something.

The site also said this is a training toy and that after four weeks you're supposed to "upgrade" to the duo. I don't know if I'll be doing that or not. I figure I'll use this one, see how often Master actually wants me to use it and if so when. After all that I'll see if I can feel a difference and if He can tell a difference. And once that is said and done I'll ask Master if He wants me to buy the duo.

Masturbation

Master and I fucked last night and it was amazing. I had mentioned to Him last night that I wanted to watch Him use the new male masturbation toy that I recently bought Him. He told me maybe tomorrow, He just wanted to fuck. Fine with me!

So today we were just relaxing and enjoying the day. Then about a hour ago I mentioned the toy to Him again. So He said fine, He'd go test it out while I watched.

The last time we used a male masturbation toy He had me move it. But I wanted to just watch. So I got Him hard and lubed up His cock. I used the remaining lube on my fingers to coat the inside of the toy. His cock slid into it a lot easier than the other one we have. As I watched Him jerk off I wanted to kiss Him. But I couldn't. He has a cold sore right now. *sad sigh*

So I was content in just watching Him slide the toy up and down His cock. It's clear so that made it even more hot to watch. I would reach over and play with His balls every once and a while. The hottest part, for me, was watching His cum squirt out and coat the inside of the toy. But hey, that's why money shots are so popular. Right? *wink*

After He was done He went to wash out the toy and then He was going to hop in the shower. We had accidentally spilled some lube and it ended up on His thighs and lower stomach. So He figured that it would just be easier to hop in the shower, plus it would get some hot water on His lower back which hasn't been His friend today.

I was really, really worked up so I asked permission to get myself off. He looked at me a little strangely. I almost never ask to masturbate. But like I said I was really hot and bothered. He granted me permission to do so. As He was hopping into the shower I grabbed some batteries and popped them into my favorite vibrator. I laid on the bed and put one toy inside me, angling it just right and then worked the vibrator against my clit. It didn't take me long to get off at all. It was like I started and about a minute later I was cumming. Yeah. Saying I was worked up from watching Him masturbate with that toy is an understatement.

After He was done with His shower He did comment on how I never masturbate for Him anymore and that when I do it's like pulling teeth sometimes. Well, I'd rather feel hands, mouth and cock over a toy any day of the week so I'd rather get down to it rather than masturbating with toys and then fucking. But, that doesn't matter.

It was like a mental bitch slap. So I told Him that I will be better about that and that I would like to masturbate for Him later on tonight. Although I do have to say that since I started watching Him masturbate, especially after today, I realize why He likes watching me masturbate so much. It's put a whole new perspective on things in that regard.

He also told me to throw out the other masturbation toy we have for Him and to keep the new one. Apparently the new one felt a lot better and as I said it was a hell of a lot easier to get His thick cock inside it.

One For Me & One For You

No, this isn't an ad. I just wanted to get that out of the way.

I had been curious about those kegel toys that I read a lot about. So I finally broke down and bought one. It's the Smartballs Tenuo Uno. I got the purple and white one. I didn't really care about the color so I just kind of picked one at random. I'm not sure when I'll try it, but I have a feeling it'll be sometime this weekend. This should prove to be interesting.

I'm excited and curious. But I'm also a little nervous. I have no idea why I'm nervous. It's just another version of a sex toy for crying out loud. I think it's because I've never used a toy like this and when I read about them it doesn't really tell me a whole hell of a lot. So yeah. Plus it's not just a toy to get off with. So that is new as well.

I didn't want Master to feel left out through, so I bought Him another male masturbation toy. He doesn't use them on His own. I either watch while He uses it on Himself or I use the toy to jack Him off.

We've had two male masturbation toys in the past. The first one was fucking ridiculous and Master had a really hard time getting off from it. So we threw that one away.

The second one we still have and He likes it when I use it on Him but honestly it's really fucking difficult to get His thick cock in the damn toy. It's not a difficult toy. I mean you get Him hard, you slide the toy on and enjoy! But because His cock is really thick it takes a while to get the toy to open up wide enough and then to make sure it doesn't slide back off due to resistance.

It's like doing a really difficult math problem while trying to make sure He keeps an erection. It's frustrating so we've only used it a handful of times. I'm sure we'll try it again at some point.

I'm hoping the one we got today isn't as difficult to put His dick into and that He enjoys it.

I'm sure I'll post about both of them at some point once we've "tested" them.

Butt Slut

For the past week one or both of us haven't been feeling well. It's either been my shoulders, my neck, His back, His neck, one of us just not feeling well in general or both not feeling well at the same time. As a result, we haven't fucked in a week.

Well last night I was horny and so was He. He was playing a video game and when I went to take my shower I asked Him if He wanted me to dress up for Him. He said yes. So before I hopped in the shower I picked out some lingerie and put it in the bathroom.

I took a longer shower than usual just to loosen up my shoulders a little bit with the hot water. Once that was done I put on the lingerie I had picked out. It wasn't anything special. It was fishnet stockings that are crotchless and assless. I then tossed on a pair of heels. That was it. Nice and simply. I also put on a little bit of eye shadow. Why? I'm not sure. It was just once I had that on I looked at myself in the mirror and for whatever reason decided that it would be nice to put on a little bit of make-up for Master.

He was still playing His video game when I walked into the living room. As I'm walking down the hallway He is telling me about something that is going on in His game. When He looked up He stopped mid-sentence and said, "Hello there..." I giggled and stood in front of Him. He was very pleased.

A little while later we went to the bedroom. I took the heels off just to make things easier so we wouldn't have to worry about my heels digging into His leg or tearing the sheets or whatever.

He had me lay on my stomach and ate my ass for a little while. It does turn me on but it also relaxes my entire body. I'm not sure why and I don't know if anyone else experiences that, but that's what happens.

The way that He was positioned I was able to use my feet to play with His cock. Neither of us have a foot fetish but every now and then it's kinky and fun.

When He was done He opened one of the three anal toys that I recently purchased. I had asked Him to pick one out because He normally has me do it. So He picked up, put some lube on it and slowly inserted it into my ass. He moved it around a little bit to make sure that I wasn't uncomfortable. He asked me if I wanted Him to fuck me while I had the anal toy in. I of course said yes. This is all part of the training in my eyes.

He started off gently at first. He kissed the top of my head and I nuzzled the side of His face. It was more romantic and erotic and than our usual rough sex but I really enjoyed it. It's a rare treat that we both enjoy every now and then.

However I did reach a point where I asked Him to fuck me harder. He apparently had no problem with that because the minute I asked He started pounding my pussy. It was delicious.

Then I wanted to take it a step further since I had the anal toy in. I asked Him to "rape" me. We have a particular position that we refer to as the "rape" position. Basically I lay on my stomach, His feet and ankles hook under my legs and He pins my wrists to the bed with His hands. This time though He had me prop myself up long enough so He could tuck two pillows under my hips, forcing my ass in the air. It felt amazing. When I am in said position I am no longer allowed to cum. It's all about Him. That doesn't stop me from enjoying the hell out of it though.

After He came He slowly pulled the toy out. Just to be on the safe side, in case some of the lube had dripped down He washed up and so did I. There wasn't any "mess" or anything, we just err on the side of caution. I then cleaned off the toy. Master allowed me to stay up an extra 15 minutes afterward. I had a whole body buzz going and was wired. So He let me sit in the living room with Him for 15 minutes and then I had to go to bed since it was almost 1am already.

I went to sleep very happy. I was surprised that my ass didn't hurt this morning though. I know it was just an anal toy but every time He pushed forward with His hips the toy pushed in deeper as well. In other words while He fucked my pussy the toy fucked my ass.

He told me last night that He'll turn me into a butt slut eventually. I'm really enjoying the training so far. Hopefully it won't be long before we can try to move from the training to anal sex and not have me be too uncomfortable to continue.

Screaming O Super Powered Bullet Review

I had been recently contacted by Their Toys, asking me if I would like to review one of the products that they sell on their website. Before I responded I took a look at their site, and one of the first things I noticed and made me smile was their slogan "Helping you live your sex life out loud!" And honestly, I'm a very sexual and sensual person, and so that really spoke to me. I'm open, honest and out there with myself, my sexual preferences, and what gets me going.

So after looking around their website a bit (and quite honestly adding some items to my wish list so I could look at those at a later time and leave hints for my Husband), I wrote them back and said that I would be delighted to review a product for them. This is quite honestly the first time I've been contacted to review a product, sent to me by the company for free as thanks for letting my readers know about their site and their product offering. I was tickled pink, and very excited about this opportunity.

One thing I would like to say before I get into the product itself, and my experiences with it, is that the representative that contacted me was so friendly and warm.

So on to the review!

They sent me the Screaming O Super Powered Bullet. This particular product is one of the products they sell as part of their Mini Vibrators selection.

I've honestly never used a mini vibrator before. I've used Vibrators obviously, but never a bullet/mini vibe. So my curiosity was peaked.

When the Screaming O arrived at my home, it was in a standard USPS priority mail box. There was no way anyone who looked at the box could possibly know there was a sex toy inside of it. That's one thing I loved, a very discreet outer packaging.

I was very excited to open it up and take a peek! As it states on the website, the Screaming O comes in assorted colors (Pink, Purple, Silver, Red, Yellow, or Blue), and although you do not get to choose the color at the time of purchase, to me the color of the toy doesn't matter as much as how well the toy performs.

Below is a picture of the package it came in, as well as the mini vibe itself.

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The front of the package says "Screaming O Bullets" and below that it says "Super Powered Mini-Vibrator". The back of the package says the following:

• Incredible Super-Powered Motor


• Compact On-the-Go Size


• Waterproof


• Wireless


• Replaceable Batteries


• Fun Colors for Every Occasion

It also has a warning on it. It states "For external use only. Do not use on swollen or inflamed areas or skin lacerations. No health or medical claims implied."

So while the package itself is small, it gives quite a bit of information.

The toy has a soft button on the bottom of it, you do have to apply some pressure in order to turn it on or off. So at least if your fingers happen to bump it, there is a very slim chance that you'll turn it off without meaning to.

I turned it on, and it was powerful. For such a small thing, it packed a punch to it. It wasn't as quiet as I thought it would be. It is not incredibly loud, but it's not something I would personally use for a discreet, quick masturbation session in say, a public setting.

But it is small enough that you could toss it in your purse (no matter the size of the purse) and bring it with you literally anywhere. So if you're on a road trip, traveling on business or pleasure, you don't have to worry about hiding a normal sized vibrator in your suitcase and someone possibly discovering it. It's small, it's portable, and as I said before, it's strong.

If you enjoy softer stimulation, this may be a toy that is too powerful for you. Me? I love strong vibrations, and so this was right up my alley. There are no settings. It's a turn on or turn off type of toy. This is not really a bad thing in my eyes. Sometimes a toy that has too many functions on it can be really frustrating to me. I just want to get off, I don't want to have to study the toy first and try and find the exact setting that gets me going. It's masturbating, not a science experiment.

I wasted no time and put it to good use. Of course, my Husband wanted to watch and take pictures of me using it. At first I just used the Screaming O by itself. For me, it is really difficult to reach orgasm with only clitoral stimulation with no penetration at all. But I gave it a go.

As it says on the package, this is for external use only. This is not a toy that is safe to insert into any orifice. You can press it against your clit, you can rub it along your outer labia and enjoy those sensations, or whatever other creative ideas you may come up with,  but do not insert it.

So at first I just laid back on the bed, turned the Screaming O on and pressed it against my clit. It instantly felt great. The vibrations are strong, and did not lessen with I put more pressure on it.

But as I said, it's hard for me to reach orgasm with no penetration. So while it was getting me extremely turned on, I could not reach orgasm with it by itself. So I grabbed a dildo, placed it inside me, and then put the bullet back against my clit once more. It felt amazing. I was breathing hard, grinding my hips, and moaning in no time. When I did cum, which honestly did not take long, it was a long drawn out orgasm. I greatly enjoyed that experience.

Then my Husband and I decided to use it as more of a sex aid rather than just a masturbation tool. So I got on all fours, and He entered me. One He was firmly in place and got into His rhythm, I turned the bullet on, reached back, and placed it against my clit once more.

And again it was a wonderful experience. It helped to enhance all the other sensations that were going on, and it turned my Husband on to know that I was pleasuring myself while He was pleasuring me. So double bonus there!

The orgasm this small little toy brings are great. And for the price you can't really complain! Even if this toy had not been sent to me, and I had purchased it, I would be amazed at what a deal I had gotten. Normally toys that are not quite so expensive, are really not worth your time or money. But I have to say with the Screaming O I was very pleasantly surprised.

So thank you to Their Toys for this opportunity! I greatly enjoyed it, and my Husband enjoyed me reviewing this toy as well. *smirks*

Death By Orgasm

Okay, we all know I'm a bit morbid. Okay... more than a bit. (And if you didn't know that, you do now.) In fact I am somewhat obsessed with morbid things. It's just how I am.

So when I saw an ad for this over at Pink Poppet's blog I had to bookmark it and now just have to decide, purple or black.

What am I talking about? Oh.. the Death by Orgasm vibrator. *nods*

I mean come on! The name alone screams that I have to own this. Not to mention the fact that it comes in a case shaped like a coffin!

I want it.

It's to bad I can't afford it right now or I would buy it like right now. Hopefully it's not a "seasonal" thing. I hope, I hope, I hope that it's still available when I do have some free cash. *fingers crossed*

That is.. unless someone wants to buy me a gift? *bats eyelashes*

*laughs*

Our Saturday

Last night Master and I tried watching the new porn we just bought, but um.. yeah. That didn't work. Why? Well... it was a DVD and it kind of looked like you were trying to watch a TV channel that you hadn't paid for. It was bad. So we popped in a different porn that we'd already seen quite a bit but we love. We watched that for a while and then retired to the bedroom.

Master used the new toy on me. Master tried all three functions and various speeds. It felt really good. The only problem was that we had left the lights off and the clitoral stimulator on it wasn't quite lining up right. Oh well. I got off really hard anyway. Master said next time we'll leave the lights on so He can see that a bit better.

The rotating shaft and the beads inside felt.. weird at first. But once I started to relax and just go with it, it felt really damn good.

Apparently He really liked doing that though because by the time He was done using the toy on me He was rock hard and ready to go. *grins* He fucked me really hard and I'm still tender from the internal bruising I got the last time we fucked.

That of course only turned Him on more and He called me every name in the book and I responded with, "Yes Daddy, I'm Your whore" or "Your fuck toy".. ya know.. whatever He had just called me. It was hot.

Afterward we curled up and fell asleep.

This morning Master got up before I did but let me sleep for about two more hours before telling me to get out of bed. Shortly there after we got ready and headed out the door. We took the porno back and they let us exchange it for a different one.

From there we went to the store and I looked for jeans. I could only find one pair that was a size three, so I bought it. We didn't really feel like going to other stores to try and find more jeans. Maybe we'll go try to find another pair this weekend or something.

From there we went home and watched a movie. We then went down to my dad's for a little while. We just got home about 15 minutes ago.

However, the good news about my new jeans? They make my ass look great. Master actually commented on that as we were walking out to the car. He said He liked watching it "sway". I love that He still makes comments like that to me, after all these years.

Now I'm off to go take my bath and put on something sexy for Master.