Porn!

Master and I were trying to think of something we haven't done in a really long time. We were both sitting here at home trying to figure it out. It was kind of hard to do to be honest. We don't go to bars anymore. Too damn expensive and we don't really drink all that much anyway. So aside from that we were having a hard time coming up with anything that didn't involve watching something on Netflix. Plus, we do that nightly.

Then Master had a light bulb go on above His head. Porn store trip! We haven't been to a porn store in at least a year. We don't buy new porn very often and when we did I was using online gift cards to buy them. It was free after all. That well has run dry.

We had a little "extra" money so we figured why the hell not. Plus, it would give us an excuse to go on a drive at night. We used to love going for drives at night. It was relaxing and it was fun. But with gas prices these days, it just doesn't make sense to do so.

It was about 10pm by the time we got there. And the parking lot was full. So I made a joke about how the perverts come out at night. Master laughed and said, "So said the two of them pulling in." (Obviously referring to us.)

My come back? "That just makes my point more valid."

We go in and I had my ID ready. Master got carded too.

So we're walking around. We didn't want to break the bank buying porn so we were only planning on buying one. We were finding it slightly difficult to find one that wasn't highly over priced but also something we wanted to watch.

As we reached one section we saw that they have five rows of buy two get one free. Yay for sales and porn stores!

On top of it the ones in those rows were on the cheaper side, price wise. We found two from one of my favorite porn studios, Red Light District. And the last one we just kind of picked at random.

Another fun thing about walking around in a porn store is making fun of some of the things you see. Especially the porno movies. Holy hell is there some fucked up shit. *laughs* Some of the sex toys were rather laughable as well.

We checked out and came back home. We'll probably watch one later. If not tonight then tomorrow. Either way we have three new porno movies and didn't spend very much. Bonus.