More On The Neighbors

Master allowed me to skip my post last night because we were down at one of neighbor's apartments chilling on their porch with a group of our other neighbors. Apparently we're like the new favorites or something. We went on our porch to get some fresh air and the next thing we know Mike (one of our neighbors) yelled out Master's name from his porch. So we walked over and were invited to join the circle basically. So we sat down and shot the shit for a while. I'm starting to feel more comfortable with them so I'm relaxing a bit more and joking around, etc. Master seems pleased by this. And now we have a "free pass" to their bonfires. Apparently they have one every weekend, sometimes both Friday and Saturday. So if we feel like it we can just walk down there without feeling awkward about it. We have also been invited to a party in July that is happening at Mike's girlfriend's house. It's a theme party and they want everyone to wear grass skirts, etc. Yeah... that's not happening. Nope. Nu-uh. No way.

Either way, we're invited. And they are having a cookout this Sunday for Memorial Day. We're invited to that as well. Unfortunately we have to go down to His mother's at 4pm. We most likely won't be down there too late but I'm not sure if I'll be feeling social afterward in order to go down and hang out. Not that it matters. If Master wants to go I'll go.

It was funny last night though because Mike and Master seem to be new best friends. They already have inside jokes.. well I know what they mean as well but out of nowhere they'll just bring it up for no apparent reason and they both start laughing. It's funny. Hell, last night they were joking around about Nicole. She is another neighbor that no one really cares for but is always around because she dates and lives with one of our other neighbors that everyone likes. After joking for a while they basically dared each other to go down there and just walk in. So they did. And Master promptly ran back out laughing His ass off. Mike was running out shortly there after.

They had walked in with no problems. Nicole and her boyfriend Leslie were sitting at their table and suddenly Nicole, who is very loud and has absolutely no filter and an fucked up sense of humor, suddenly yelled out "Show them the dildo that made me cum."

That statement is exactly why Master ran out as did Mike. They were laughing their asses off though. But Nicole was serious because she did actually show it to the other guy who had gone in with them. She is fucking nuts.

We live around some very fucked up people. But some of them we actually like and have a good time with, so it's all good.

I don't know exactly if I want to hang out with them every weekend. Although it looks like that's going to happen. Well, maybe not every weekend but pretty frequently. Master really enjoys it and I am starting to. Plus, it's kind of like a soap opera sometimes. A very, very fucked up soap opera.